EVERYTHING FEELS FAKE

My cigarettes are fake
My Spanish dress, my high heel shoes
And all my bottles
I’d throw them right onto your head
My best friends are all fake
They’re never there when I’m in need
But when they want a baby sitter
They suddenly appear.

My happiness is fake
My credit card, my plastic smile
And all the songs,
All the stupid songs I make.
My pretty dress is fake
It makes me look just like a star
Well it’s a shame, I’m full of debts I’ll never pay

Everything feels fake
Everything is fake enough for me to fail
Everything is plastic, everything’s fantastic
Like a game
Everything is wrong, everything’s unclear
And it is clear that you’re the fakest thing
That ever happened to me

My beautiful girlfriend,
She never knows who I am with when I’m around,
Don’t give a damn
I am the queen and now I wanna wear my crown
There comes my lover [Pretty fake!]
He promised me amazing sex and lots of fun
But never even kissed my neck,
He’s fuckin’ FAKE!

Everything is fake enough for me to fail!
Everything’s fantastic like a game
Everything is wrong, everything’s unclear
And it is clear that you’re the fakest fakest thing
That ever happened to me

Everything feels fake
Everything is fake enough for me to fail
Everything is plastic, everything’s fantastic
Like a game
Everything is wrong, everything’s unclear
And it is clear that you’re the fakest thing
That ever happened to me

Everything feels fake
Everything is fake enough for me to fail
Everything is plastic, everything’s fantastic
Like a game
Everything is wrong, everything’s unclear
And it is clear that you’re the fakest thing
That ever happened to me
To me, yeah

The fakest fakest fakest thing that ever happened to me
The fakest fakest fakest thing that ever happened to me
The fakest fakest fakest thing that ever happened to me
The fakest fakest fakest thing that ever happened to me.